I Need A Good Man
- Filed under: Fantasy Football
- Date: Oct 11,2008
Is a Good Man That Hard To Find?
All I need is one good man. One man that will see me through weekend after weekend. One man who will fulfill my deepest fantasy needs. One man who won’t disappoint me and all of a sudden not show up on Sunday. All I need is….. a quarterback.
Apparently, I’m just not meant to find that one good man this week. With Big Ben both injured and on a bye, I had to look to my backup. Am I to risk it all on a “questionable” Brian Griese? Even when he doesn’t have an elbow bruise and right shoulder sprain, he isn’t Mr. Dependable.
So like a horny teenager on a Saturday night, I just start looking around. If I can’t find “Mr. Right,” maybe I can find “Mr.. Right Now.” Normally, I wouldn’t stoop to Marc Bulger. But desperate times call for desperate measures. It’s like a fantasy football booty call of sorts, and Bulger is going to have to satisfy my needs.
