Why We Call It Fantasy Football
- Filed under: Fantasy Football
- Date: Sep 4,2008
I was very excited to name my team, and now that the draft is complete, a name is in order. HELLO MUMMY! I know why it is called Fantasy Football! Have you seen some of these guys? HOTTIE McHOTTERSONS that will be fueling some of my fantasies for the next few months.
David Garrard…just plain sexy. His eyes are just smoldering. Roy Williams too. Greg Olsen…looks like a surfer boy. I’d be interested in sharing his board.
Phil Dawson…I could just nibble on that chin!
I saw Clinton Portis last week in the Pre-Season game against the Jags and he was just so well-spoken that I am glad I have him on my team. He’ll represent us well.
Now there are downsides, at least one so far:
Anthony Fasano looks like one of Tony Soprano’s henchman, and while that could be sexy, it’s just not. I haven’t seen him in the little pants yet, and I do have a penchant for big men, so the jury is still out.
I still have no idea how this whole thing works. I do know that I really enjoyed the high fives and back slaps this morning when everyone got into work and looked at the draft picks. I am going to research all of my players (ok, probably just the cute ones) so that I can speak intelligently or least give the impression that I know what I am doing.
I did choose a name for my team. If you think I am going to share it with the whole entire world, forget it.
I just hope I don’t yell the wrong name at an awkward time…
