Uncle Jesse named new coach of the Lightning!
- Filed under: NHL
- Date: Nov 18,2008
Rumor has it that the Tampa Bay Lightning are looking to replace the spot behind the bench with none other than Uncle Jesse. Word is that Danny Tanner (Jesse’s agent) father of DeeJay, Stephanie and Michelle Tanner called Brian Lawton after Tampa’s 4-3 loss the Red Wings last Thursday and presented an offer that the Bolt’s couldn’t refuse.
“Barry Melrose was a great coach, but seemed to have lost his mullet-ude over the years. We feel that Unlce Jesse will bring that mullet-ude back to the game of hockey and most importantly back to the city of Tampa” said Brian Lawton.
We tried to obtain a quote from the new head coach and all Jess had to say at this point was “Have Mercy”
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