http://www.scorgasms.com Scorgasms: The sports blog network by women for women. Men can watch Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:19:54 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The soap opera continues in the Bay area... The Tampa Bay Lightning have called up ALF from the Melmac Slammers. ALF a veteran of the OHL, leads the league for defenseman in goals and assists. This breaking news comes with some relief to Bolt's fans. The Lightning have only won 1 ... http://www.scorgasms.com/nhl/alf-leaves-melmac-signs-with-lightning-eats-babies.html Screw this stupid jersey!!!! The Bolt's have gone 0-6-2 since the unveiling of this piece of garbage back on November 26th 2008. <vent> Nov 26 '08 - Loss to the Devils Nov 28 '08 - Shootout Loss to the Rangers Nov 29 '08 - Loss to the Av's Dec 02 '08 - Overtime ... http://www.scorgasms.com/nhl/curse-of-the-3rd-jersey-retire-this-piece-of-ish.html  I didn't even have to come up with anything funny about this story because the story itself is more bizarre than I could make up. After a year of Giants WR Plaxico Burress acting like a spoiled child who can't follow rules, he has managed to outdo even himself. Reports ... http://www.scorgasms.com/nfl/plaxico-burress-truth-is-stranger-than-fiction.html We all have our own thoughts on Tony Romo's sexual preference, but a homeless guy? Come on Tony, you are the starting QB for the Dallas Cowboys and have access to millions of women. Is there a secret that we don't know about Jessica? Does she have a wiener? The sly ... http://www.scorgasms.com/nfl/romo-makes-out-with-stinky-man-disses-jessica.html With the NHL changing head coaches as much as the Lightning losing in shootouts, The Detroit Red Wings look to be making a bold move and replacing Coach Mike Babcock with Uncle Joey?!? The breaking news came less than 24 hours after the Tampa Bay Lightning named Uncle Jesse as the ... http://www.scorgasms.com/nhl/breaking-news-red-wings-place-unlce-joey-behind-the-bench.html Rumor has it that the Tampa Bay Lightning are looking to replace the spot behind the bench with none other than Uncle Jesse. Word is that Danny Tanner (Jesse's agent) father of DeeJay, Stephanie and Michelle Tanner called Brian Lawton after Tampa's 4-3 loss the Red Wings last Thursday and ... http://www.scorgasms.com/nhl/uncle-jesse-named-new-coach-of-the-lightning.html The St. Louis Rams coaching staff discussed benching starting QB Marc Bulger on Monday but decided to let Bulger remain as the starting QB for week 12. Injured RB Steven Jackson has been ruled out for week 12. Jackson saw a specialist last week. "They feel that he should be ... http://www.scorgasms.com/nfl/steven-jackson-already-ruled-out-for-week-12.html In the latest fashion statement out of Italy, soccer players are dropping their shorts to score goals. Catania, a team in the country's top division, unveiled the new look while taking a free kick. The players lined up in a wall and dropped their shorts in an effort to block the ... http://www.scorgasms.com/soccer/italian-team-drops-pants-to-score.html I love a good conspiracy theory. And this morning the NFL and media are all buzzing with the latest. Here's the scenario: Fact: The Pittsburgh Steelers' owners have long been involved in gambling of different kinds, which has contributed to the current sell-off by some of the Rooney family members. Fact: The Steelers ... http://www.scorgasms.com/nfl/was-the-steelers-game-fixed.html Ottawa Senators forward Jarkko Ruutu has been suspended for two games, without pay, as a result of an elbowing incident that took place last night against the Montreal Canadiens, the National Hockey League announced. Ruutu was assessed a two-minute minor penalty for charging against Montreal player Maxim Lapierre at 2:05 of ... http://www.scorgasms.com/nhl/the-1397850-elbow.html